God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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