His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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