she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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