Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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