Just fell off a train. Bad.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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