Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize