So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Found your dick twin last night
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we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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