I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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