ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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