It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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