was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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