It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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