Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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