Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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