That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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