Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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