im gay
i know
yea but for you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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