i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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