I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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