its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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