doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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