Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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