Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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