Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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