yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
well you can't waste a boner
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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