dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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