Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
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U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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