Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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