Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
there is glitter all over my balls
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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