would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
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He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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