How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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