FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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