I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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