like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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