Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
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I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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