Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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