I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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