i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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