PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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