Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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