im gay
i know
yea but for you.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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