Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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