I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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