I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
we should paint friendship bongs
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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