We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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