oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I need water and some morals
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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