He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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