By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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