id be glad to
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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