i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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